On July 31, 1976, I was in the middle of the best summer of my life. There’s no doubt that 33 years ago, 40-some miles south of the spot where I’m sitting right now, my ear was to the radio, listening to that summer’s immortal soundtrack. But hours later, it would be August. Summer’s end would be in the air—and much of the fall’s immortal soundtrack was already on the air. So here’s an experiment—a countdown of the top 40 songs in Billboard for the week of July 31, each described in 25 words or less. It’s like Twitter, only more coherent. I hope.
40. “Summer”/War (debut). Indelibly associated not just with summer, but with September, too.
39. “A Little Bit More”/Dr. Hook (debut). “We better get it on now/’Cause we’ve got a whole life to live through.” In other words: let’s get busy at gettin’ busy.
38. “C’mon Marianne”/Donny Osmond (up from 40). I somehow missed this in 1976. I didn’t miss much.
37. “(Shake Shake Shake) Shake Your Booty”/KC and the Sunshine Band (debut). This is not quite as insanely great as KC’s first two Number One singles, but would end up in the same spot.
36. “Steppin’ Out”/Neil Sedaka (up from 38). For those of you who enjoyed “Bad Blood,” here it is again. Or it would be, if I weren’t suffering near-terminal laziness. (So please enjoy this video of a cat and a turntable instead.)
35. “Who’d She Coo”/Ohio Players (debut). Painful title, but a mighty damn funky record.
34. “Play That Funky Music”/Wild Cherry (debut). Must appear on any list of quintessentially 1970s records.
33. “Another Rainy Day in New York City/Chicago (up from 36). I’ll say it again: Captures the feel of an urban rainstorm like no other record ever. (Since I’ve posted this in the past and it’s not on YouTube anywhere, please enjoy this video of Subwoofer Cat instead.)
32. “Take the Money and Run”/Steve Miller Band (down from 11). Stolen from a former radio colleague, teasing it before a break: “Two kids with four names and plenty of cash for their road trip.”
31. “Heaven Must Be Missing an Angel”/Tavares (up from 33). If forced to choose, I pick this as my favorite disco record of all time.
30. “Say You Love Me”/Fleetwood Mac (debut). Scores extra points for using the word “woo.”
29. “Something He Can Feel”/Aretha Franklin (up from 31). I can’t believe Beyoncé hasn’t covered this one yet.
28. “I’d Really Love to See You Tonight”/England Dan and John Ford Coley (up from 30). A perfect radio record: catchy, easy to sing (you know you’ve done it), and over in 2:36.
27. “The Boys Are Back in Town”/Thin Lizzy (down from 12). Sounded great in 1976, although 33 years of overexposure hasn’t helped. And if this made it big, why not “Jailbreak“?
26. “Sophisticated Lady”/Natalie Cole (up from 27). Funky, sure, but at this point in her career, she didn’t sing all that well; her backup singers are annoying as hell.
25. “I Need to Be in Love”/Carpenters (holding at 25). Dedicated to anybody who ever despaired of finding somebody out there, as both Karen and Richard do in the video.
24. “Young Hearts Run Free”/Candi Staton (up from 26). Southern soul meets disco, and soul music wins.
23. “A Fifth of Beethoven”/Walter Murphy & the Big Apple Band (up from 32). Classical music meets disco, and disco wins.
22. “Last Child”/Aerosmith (up from 24). “Dream On,” this, and “Walk This Way” in a calendar year makes a pretty good year.
21. “Baby I Love Your Way”/Peter Frampton (up from 28). Check him out in the video. We all used to be that young once, and in 1976, I was.
Up next: the top 20.
“Summer” (45 version)/War (buy it here)
